kungfucarrie:

thefemcritique:

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

Pretty much

You forgot, it’s Part Time (but with just under full time hours) so no benefits.

(via veggielezzyfemmie)

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"I wish I could just.. NOT be a pierogi face"
Rebekah on being pale

Why aren’t you guys on snapchat we send cute snaps of rats

gothharrystyles:

my fuckin mom threw old hamburger meat on the side of the house because she thought raccoons would eat except raccoons aren’t fucking idiots and now the entire neighborhood smells like shit

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

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cousin-kristofferson:

Im a buff baby who can dance like a man

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Anonymous asked: I'm in love! But what should I say?

zdk13eros:

Say you are in love!Who are you in love with?

Tell me now! Do you have a crush?

Do you love me? I love you! Wow!

Exciting times in the household.

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