skype calls
: what
: what
: huh
: what
: you froze
: ok you're good
: no i couldn't hear you
: you were breaking up
: what
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mishakaleins:

When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider

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For the first time since moving here I have over $1000 in my bank account. I feel so accomplished

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leonqueerwata:

"what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer" you do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right

(via freelanceowl)

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beyonseh:

thezaynmalikdefensesquad:

canadians stop commenting on posts like you aint fuckin kill ya native population

brits stop commenting on posts like you aint colonize and enslave like 90% of the globe bc this shit is essentially your fault if you wanna be fuckin real

DRAG

(Source: zanemalicks, via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

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thatonelesbiangirl:

co8alt-thief:

if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

(via iguanamouth)

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I don’t care about yoga, eating well, drinking water blah blah blah the best and most important thing you can do for yourself is moisturize

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When people walk in looking for a cleanser I NEED to talk to them about moisturizers. I just believe so strongly in moisturizing honestly. I know you THINK you have oily skin but shh just listen to me you need this it’ll balance your skin you’ll feel so much brighter and more refreshed with the right moisturizer. Yes cleansers yes but please I’m begging you just moisturize your f^cking skin