horoscopes for the new moon

aries: get off the bathroom floor

taurus: you’re nauseating your lover

gemini: bury yourself and grow again

cancer: the sky is calling you

leo: be careful on train tracks

virgo: you’re deluded and dramatic

libra: start wearing rosaries for protection

scorpio: your sadistic tendencies won’t stop

sagittarius: quit bleeding all the time

capricorn: visit your grave

aquarius: they’re coming for you

pisces: i’m sorry but there is nothing

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Add me on snapchat I’ll send ya selfies and food/animal pix. Or nudes if I like you




croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude


I don’t wanna see boys in crop tops until big girls can wear them without getting shit for it

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I’m sending disgusting snaps to everyone right now but I woke up so cute n I can’t resist myself


gemini love learning although they act the playful and mischievous, disguised nerds. and a gemini will help anyone with homework, writing an essay or an assignment, they love bouncing ideas back and forth between people and stimulating their intellect. company is amazed at the way gemini can generate a universe of ideas from simply staring into mid air


I never say no to people at work. Damn! Damn

I need a new name. what’s a cool name that starts with L that rebekah will actually call me


reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real

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